We are tired of hiring limp cocks. So Mika Tan was conducting interviews to see if we finally found a new wing man for Big Red. After Mika Tan's thorough interview of Pauly Harker, she was willing to let him have a turn on her (you should see the outtakes of the idiots who couldn't get hard, but that's another tale). Pauly Harker did a damn good job, and Mika Tan isn't easy to please. She was demanding on him pushing him to the limits. She had him redlining like my tachometer in a 9 second 1/4 mile. After Pauly Harker got Mika Tan off, she felt him worthy enough to work for us. She explained to me that he was definitely worth hiring, and who am I to doubt Mika Tan. But check her out in her hot business suit, nerdy glasses, and a load across her pantyhose. Personal thanks goes out to Mika for finding us a new wing man for Big Red.

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